THE  YEAR'S BEST (actual)  
HEADLINES  OF 2006 (So far)


Crack Found on Governor's Daughter  
       Imagine that!


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says  
       No, really?


Police  Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  
        Now that's taking things a bit far!


Is There a Ring of Debris
around Uranus?  
       Whaaat??

Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over  
        What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work
after Death  
        Those-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!

Juvenile Court to Try
Shooting Defendant  
        See if that works any better than a fair trial!  

War Dims Hope for Peace  
        I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile  
       You think?!

Cold  Wave Linked  to Temperatures  
       Who would have thought! 

  
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police  Suspect Homicide  
        They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

       You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
   

 

Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge  
      He probably IS the battery  charge

 

New  Study of Obesity Looks for Larger  Test Group  
        Weren't they fat enough?!

 

Astronaut  Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft          That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids  Make Nutritious Snacks  
        Do they taste like chicken?
  
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half  
        Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

 

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  
        Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is....  

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead   
       Did I read that headline right?


Now that you've smiled at least once,  it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to  bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) We all need a good  laugh, at least once a day.