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Two Tough Questions
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one
mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you
recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next
question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your
vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with
an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain
smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey
every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't
smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated
on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your
choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down
for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
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