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What Is Politics?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is
politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it
this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so
let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the
administrator of the money, so we'll call her
the Government. We're here to take care of your
needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny,
we'll consider her the Working Class. And your
baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now,
think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about
what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother
crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds
that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So
the little boy goes to his parents' room and
finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to
wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding
the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and
sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives
up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the
little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own
words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism
is screwing the Working Class, the Government is
sound asleep, the People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep poo."
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