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Red States vs. Blue States
With the Blue States in hand, the Democrats have firm
control of 80% of the country's fresh water, over 90% of
our pineapple and lettuce, 92% of all fresh fruit
production, 93% of the artichoke production, 95% of
America's export quality wines, 90% of all cheese
production, 90% of the high tech industry, most of the
U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus
Amherst, Stanford, Berkeley, CalTech and MIT.
We can live simply but well.
The Red States, on the other hand, now have to cope with
88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health
care cost spike), 92% of all US mosquitoes, 100% of all
tornadoes, 90% of all hurricanes, 99% of all Southern
Baptists, 100% of all Televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob
Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
A high price to pay for controlling the presidency.
Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe
Jonah was actually eaten by a whale, 62% believe life is
sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun
laws, 44% believe that evolution is just a theory, 53%
that Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11 and, most
difficult of all to grasp, 61% believe that Bush is a
person of moral conviction!
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