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The Bushes and Clintons on a Train
George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are
traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station
George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill and
Hillary buy just one ticket. "How are the two of you
going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George W,
astonished at what he is seeing. "Watch and learn,"
answers Hillary.
They all board the train. George and Laura take their
respective seats but Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet
together and close the door. Shortly after the train has
departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand... The conductor takes it and
moves on.
The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a
clever idea, so after the game they decide to try a
similar plan on the return trip.
When they get to the station, they see the Clinton's at
the window buying a single ticket for the return trip.
To their astonishment, the Clinton's see that the Bushes
don't buy any ticket at all. "Aren't you taking a
terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says
Hillary. "Live and learn," answers Laura Bush.
When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves
into a toilet and the Clintons cram into another toilet
just down the way. Shortly after the train leaves the
station, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to
the Clinton's toilet, knocks on their door and says,
"Ticket, please."
And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats
lost that election.
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